mango-misandry:

me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *

me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*

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dankuroking:

“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube

thedouble2013:

like… the overwhelming embarrassment of having a physical form

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

01101010-01100100:

me: no one understands me

me also: behaves unintelligibly

cornrowe:

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

Maisy the Mouse oh my god

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oh my god

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver